Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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