I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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