Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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