This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
do herpes really smell.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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