When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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