Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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