We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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