wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She's just so happy...and so naked.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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