You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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