You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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