How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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