weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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