You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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