they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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