Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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