Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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