He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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