Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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