OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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