On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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