Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
