Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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