she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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