we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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