I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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