You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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