Nicole vs. Life
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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