no. you can't hotbox the world.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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