I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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