Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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