Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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