found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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