New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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