5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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