you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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