THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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