if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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