ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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