My friends, they love my intelligence
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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