i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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