dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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