Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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