we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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