just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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