the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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