Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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