Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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