she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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My penis needs a shock collar
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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