If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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