Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Every concussion has its silver lining
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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