It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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