TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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