No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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