Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I need a hoe opinion
go on
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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