where am i from again
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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