1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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