Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry kaylabrooke hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(530): View more from California

Fat chicks shouldn't bartend

Fav 245 1204 3905
share tweet
(602): View more from Arizona

So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.

Fav 79 4361 8144
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(347): View more from New York

CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS

Fav 27 4190 1636
share tweet
(630): View more from Illinois

btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts

Fav 4 4037 1274
share tweet
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.

Fav 11 4339 1274
share tweet
(716): View more from New York

IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.

Fav 7 2427 1207
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(585): View more from New York

Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew

Fav 8 4080 1199
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(587): View more from Alberta

The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am

Fav 0 492 490
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me

Fav 0 11 31
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT